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4 days ago

(Source: jertislife)

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5 days ago
tagged: please please sign these,

imminentdeathsyndrome:

adviceforvegans:

Arturo lives in the blistering sun of Argentina. A naturally Arctic animal spends his days living in 140 degrees Fahrenheit (60 degrees Celsius) of nothing but heat. 

If this upsets you as much as it upsets me, please consider signing the following petitions:

Please allow Arturo to have a better life in the Assiniboine Park Zoo in Canada

Quickly issue a special import permit to Canada for Arturo the Polar bear.

Free Arturo, Argentina’s only polar bear, from living hell!!!

FREE ARTURO: The Polar Bear In Despair

If you know of any more petitions I can add, please let me know and I’ll add them right away. 

Let’s rescue this poor little guy together!

"My Lords, I have heard it said once and the saying has haunted me ever since — that if animals believed in the devil, he would look remarkably like a human being." -Lord Bishop of Manchester, 1975

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5 days ago

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

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5 days ago

carryonmy-assbutt:

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

this could not have had a better out come

(Source: smallplantfriend)

alt-mais-rebl0g:

b-lackw0lf:

Them beckham genes

muito nova pro pai, muito velha pro filho… o que fazer?

(Source: cocorosieclub)

0
1 week ago

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1 week ago

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

306380
1 week ago

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

805336
1 week ago

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady)

183813
1 week ago

obamasaur:

going to bed after watching a scary movie

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(Source: meowthed)

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1 week ago

(Source: poyzn)

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1 week ago

(Source: linneasnow)