34416
2 weeks ago

(Source: mrnathandrake)

250306
1 month ago

davesproot:

i am the night

(Source: getoutoftherecat)

185569
1 month ago

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

78987
1 month ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes officer im currently under the influence. under the influence of the lord

610882
1 month ago
  • WiFi:connected
  • Me:then fucking act like it
337764
1 month ago

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

298937
1 month ago

(Source: broccoleafveins)

178789
1 month ago

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

129200
1 month ago

kizatchi:

thanks cnn

5803
1 month ago
16,613 plays

They say in heaven there’s no husbands and wives
On the day that I show up they’ll be completely
Out of their forgiveness supplies
And I can’t use the telephone
To tell you that I’m dead and gone
So you won’t know

(Source: smallstarsandsteelbars)

239692
1 month ago

gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

(via)

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

143890
1 month ago

wins10mccall:

hey-nnister:

WHY IS THE KITTY IN THE STORE!!!!!!!!!!

because it’s the most beautiful fucking cat ever why would it not be in the store

(Source: creepypeaches)