29806
1 week ago

(Source: mrnathandrake)

249342
3 weeks ago

davesproot:

i am the night

(Source: getoutoftherecat)

171610
3 weeks ago

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

78972
4 weeks ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes officer im currently under the influence. under the influence of the lord

589594
4 weeks ago
  • WiFi:connected
  • Me:then fucking act like it
337664
4 weeks ago

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

279069
4 weeks ago

(Source: broccoleafveins)

158036
1 month ago

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

129195
1 month ago

kizatchi:

thanks cnn

5724
1 month ago
16,303 plays

They say in heaven there’s no husbands and wives
On the day that I show up they’ll be completely
Out of their forgiveness supplies
And I can’t use the telephone
To tell you that I’m dead and gone
So you won’t know

(Source: smallstarsandsteelbars)

232306
1 month ago

gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

(via)

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

143886
1 month ago

wins10mccall:

hey-nnister:

WHY IS THE KITTY IN THE STORE!!!!!!!!!!

because it’s the most beautiful fucking cat ever why would it not be in the store

(Source: creepypeaches)