92874
1 week ago

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

127864
1 week ago

kizatchi:

thanks cnn

5465
1 week ago
14,263 plays

They say in heaven there’s no husbands and wives
On the day that I show up they’ll be completely
Out of their forgiveness supplies
And I can’t use the telephone
To tell you that I’m dead and gone
So you won’t know

(Source: smallstarsandsteelbars)

139218
1 week ago

gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

(via)

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

143773
1 week ago

wins10mccall:

hey-nnister:

WHY IS THE KITTY IN THE STORE!!!!!!!!!!

because it’s the most beautiful fucking cat ever why would it not be in the store

(Source: lovelyhoda)

464559
2 weeks ago

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

756680
2 weeks ago

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

847
2 weeks ago

my favorite albums: The Used, 2002

913
2 weeks ago

paxamgays:

never thought i’d see frank iero jumprope with someones intestines but i can’t say i’m surprised that i did see it

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2 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

jetbag:

fuck this i’ll date myself damn